“I Have Cancer.”

Saturday, February 7th, 2015 I woke up to a loud banging on the back hallway door. I quickly sat up, slightly confused and still completely intoxicated, on my couch. It was 9:30 am on a Saturday. Whoever this person was should have known that it was quite early for a bartender… who likes to party…

“I Found a Lump”

Thursday, November 27th, 2014 Thanksgiving. This holiday is tied with Christmas as my favorite. And why wouldn’t it be? It’s comprised of my favorite things: Fall weather replete with crispy, warm-hued leaves; a cool, gentle air, often accompanied by grey skies that instill a sense of calm; The full roster of my favorite humans, both…